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Joke of the Day

"the explanation of just about every jewish holiday they tried to kill us they failed lets eat"

"My dad fought in World War II. I just received an email confirming my order of a maroon cardigan sweater."

"How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? #"

"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"I'm so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down."

"People keep escaping from maximum security jails and I can't even manage to leave 5 minutes early from work."

"How do you give a blonde two black eyes and a broken nose without touching her by waving your cock under a glass table"

"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."