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Joke of the Day
"Why is your nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."
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"What are Benedict Cumberbatch's fans called? Cumberbitches."
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"*Works out on rowing machine *Breaks rowing machine *Doesn't know own strength *Buys Doritos to celebrate *Can't open bag"
"One old man was talking to another ""Hows your incontinence?"" ""Depends."""
"One man's Facebook crush is probably another man's nagging wife or girlfriend."
"Hey baby, you got an inhaler? Because you got dat Ass-ma."
"I was going to say a dead baby joke... but I decided to abort"
"What's your blud type bob? Typo"
"Political views are like children. Some people don't have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."