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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a nun and a whore in a bathtub? One has a soul full of hope..."

"Why do football players only dance when good shit happens? Just once I wanna see a QB throw an interception & do a sad, interpretive dance."

"when i see lovers names carved in a tree... When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."

"What do we want?! A cure for Tourette's!! When do we want it?! Cunt!"

"Which book has the worst cliffhanger? Anne Frank's Diary"

"Iron Man is actually a woman He's a Fe Male."

"When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently ""Kindergarten"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen."

"Capt of Titanic: ""Mayday! We are sinking"" Coastguard: ""What happened?"" *Cthulhu makes throat-slit gesture with tentacle* Capt: ""Iceberg"""

"Einstein used science to get laid; that guy is a genius... I've been using money."