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Joke of the Day

"Why do football players only dance when good shit happens? Just once I wanna see a QB throw an interception & do a sad, interpretive dance."

"How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline."

"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"

"What do you call a little pepper in Spanish? A jalapequeno"

"Q: How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart? A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!"

"Knock knock The game"

"In retrospect, replying ""Happy as a serial killer in a skin suit factory"", probably wasn't the best way to respond to my therapist."

"Why cant Stephen Hawking put on a comedy show? Because he cant do stand-up"

"My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show."

"What do you call Asian quadruplets? 4chan"