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Joke of the Day

"Amazing how a fight can break out at the grocery store over something as simple as knocking over someone's cart and demanding they fight you"

"Am I an Angel A little Black Baby Dies and goes to heaven, he sees and angel flying and says ""God am I an angel?"" God looks down pats him on the head and says "" Nah Nigga you a bat"""

"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... Just kidding, she shot me. But hey, the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."

"What's an American's favourite day of the week? Fryday."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( )"

"I'm so proud of my self, I decided I'm going to stop procrastinating and do something with my life! Starting tomorrow..."

"A neutron walks into a bar He asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The barkeep replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"Rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz"

"What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !"

"shout out to.. shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"