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Joke of the Day

"Iron Man is actually a woman He's a Fe Male."

"How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ... None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!"

"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."

"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other ""I don't like your friend."" The other one said ""Well put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."""

"Why do black people go to church? Because the father is actually there."

"*Goes to the gym. Takes a selfie in front of the weights. Leaves."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash"

"Did ya hear about the cannibal lion with a huge ego? He had to swallow his pride"

"Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods."

"What did the blond do with her asshole in the morning? Pack him a lunch and tell him to go to work!"