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Joke of the Day
"Which book has the worst cliffhanger? Anne Frank's Diary"
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"My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin....... I asked how he could tell them apart. He said ""Her brother has a mustache."""
"Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump."
"Who fancies going to Tunisia? I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too."
"I wrote a book about Homeopathy.... I named it 1001 uses of Alcohol."
"what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her"
"Why do turds taper off at the end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut"
"What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon? The second m is silent."
"What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky? Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!"
"Someone on Facebook posted ""Having the BEST DAY EVER!!"" So I posted the Sarah Mclachlan animal cruelty video in the comments"