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Joke of the Day
"Einstein used science to get laid; that guy is a genius... I've been using money."
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"What do you call a really bad driver in France? A woman."
"Let me be the Stud in your life. I already have the STD, all I'm missing is u."
"My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me. The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet."
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin"
"Shame to admit, my german grandpa told me this joke How do you calculate the escape route of a jew? Chimney Height * Strength of wind"
"Quick, I need some fables, ASOP."
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh wow they're done already!"
"Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday"
"My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, ""Sher, pa"""