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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter? There age"
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"What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine"
"I'm thinking 'FUCK YOU' real loud at the people around me right now & they don't have a clue. I'm owning them so hard & they have no idea."
"So what do you call a busy soviet A Russian....yeah...."
"when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something"
"In Seattle, there's a code that states when two people are walking towards each other, the one with the bigger coffee cup passes first."
"My friend said he's moving Saturday... I would have offered to help, but where would we move it to- Sunday?"
"If the workouts you're talking about aren't the bedroom variety no one wants to hear about it."
"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"
"So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters."