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Joke of the Day
"How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown? Eh... It's tso-tso."
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"Why does the court never make mistakes about rape? Because it's always black on white."
"I dated Stephen Hawking but had to break it off. He just wasn't a very stand-up guy."
"Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly"
"What's the similarity between light beer and having sex in a canoe? They both increase the risk of drowning."
"mike hawk is huge !!!"
"Damnnnnn gurl... I wanna to take you back to my place, get you alone and just do work on your grammar."
"What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !"
"""Just dashing to the shops"" Woman [showers, washes hair, styles hair, puts on make up, chooses outfit, irons clothes] Man [grabs car keys]"
"What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?"