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Joke of the Day
"What did Eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? ""Do you believe in God?"""
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"Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other? Because it has more geese in it."
"What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness? Nobody asks, 'who's there?' when you try and tell a knock knock joke."
"Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poultry in motion."
"You don't know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, an you take all the covers with you."
"I wonder how many kids with dyslexic parents are getting gifts from Satan tomorrow? ZING!"
"How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI? The cigarette."
"I got robbed by a magician Took my wallet, watch and every silver dollar I had behind my ear."
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite movie? ITS FUCKING [removed]"
"Have you seen the new Asian cookbook? ""How to wok your dog."" Credit goes to my friend Steve"