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Joke of the Day

"Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile? On Tinder."

"What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel."

"which is the most negative animal in the barnyard? the horse, because its a naysayer."

"You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands... For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry."

"Oh, you're a ceiling fan? Name three ceilings."

"What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest? Atrophy."

"What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy? Son of a Bith!"

"Hillary Clinton could be the first f president I was going to write female but the emale got deleted."

"Does Kim Kardashian ask Kanye West - Does my bum look big enough in this? I'd like to think so..."

"What's green and spiky and retrieves information at the click of a button? A web Bowser."