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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the video of the woman who pushed a cop? She thought he would not fall because cops are above all laws."

"You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your's."

"What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?"

"I held the door ... open for a gorgeous blonde at the bar last night. My wife said, ""You've never held the door open for me."" I said, ""What about that time you threatened to leave?"""

"Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's"

"I get my best showering ideas when I'm writing jokes."

"I was about to make a joke about illegal immigrants But that would be crossing the borders"

"I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever."

"Your proctologist called. He found your head."

"I hate being happy because it makes my tweets suck."