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Joke of the Day
"Your proctologist called. He found your head."
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"Zayn Malik has a full beard now. He only shaves in one direction."
"When does a heterosexual man leave a gay bar? Straight away."
"Why did the illiterate man with the 11 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"
"In Soviet Russia... You are in charge of Charles. (h/t Wife)"
"Why Are Demons So Fat? Because they hate exorcising."
"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak."
"If you marry an 18 year old they call you a cradle robber.. So if you marry a 70 year old, does that make you a grave robber?"
"""Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"" Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile"
"Three tampons walk into a bar, a kotex, a playtex, and a tampax. Which one says hello first? None, they're all stuck up bitches."