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Joke of the Day
"I was about to make a joke about illegal immigrants But that would be crossing the borders"
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"How did the fruits get married? They Cantaeloped!"
"Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?"
"Her: I just read this really funny thing on FB. Me: No you didn't."
"I thought I'd spent all night disco dancing with this girl in a club. But apparently she was deaf and telling me to f*ck off'."
"Him: I just had sex with that woman! Me: She's 60. Him: I know. Me: I Hope you used protection or you might have caught osteoporosis."
"""millennials are idiots"" - the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock"
"Misty is in the shower and Brock is at the door knocking. What does Brock say? Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry..."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. 7 also got herpes from 14 and stabbed 23 through 30 in a gang fight."
"Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!"