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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gagging/Choking sound*"
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"Racism is deeply embedded in our culture My mom always told me to separate whites and colored before doing laundry"
"Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he's being told where to deliver the ransom money."
"""Pumpkin spiceberg, literally right ahead!"" -White girl Titanic"
"I want to see a movie where a robot gains consciousness and realizes its a loser and doesn't want to do anything"
"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."
"I once swallowed two separate strings and they came out of my ass tied together. I shit you knot."
"A man buys condoms at a drugstore ... The cashier asks ""You need a bag with this?"" and the man answers ""No! She's not *that* ugly!""."
"What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted? ""Make it Tso's Number One."""
"If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."