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Joke of the Day

"I want to see a movie where a robot gains consciousness and realizes its a loser and doesn't want to do anything"

"when u r a responsible man so u finger ur throat to puke your beer up so u ain't 2 drunk 2 driver"

"The Chinese language actually evolved from the English language... it all started off when one person whispered something to the next person, then he whispered it to someone else, and so on..."

"I love heavy metal. My favourite is lead."

"Friends only its Dogs but instead of claps in the theme song, barks"

"A horse walks into a bar... And the barman says ""Why the long face?"""

"Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant) Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles."

"I thought this guy on the subway was yawning. Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack."

"A boy asks his mum why he was getting Christmas presents in August His mum replied ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy. """

"I asked a pregnant woman if she would have sex with me. She said ""no, I don't do threesomes""."