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Joke of the Day

"I want to see a movie where a robot gains consciousness and realizes its a loser and doesn't want to do anything"

"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."

"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"

"I said to the gym instructor: ""Can you teach me to do the splits?"" He said: ""How flexible are you?"" I said: ""I can't make Tuesdays""."

"What do vegan zombies crave? GRRAAAAINS!!"

"I really hate when people only put one word in their submissions title"

"(Cargo pants filled with tater tots) ""How many do I need to get an Xbox?"" ""Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works."" ""FALSE ADVERTISING!"""

"A local convent, which had no security system, suffered a kidnapping. No fence, nun taken."

"Next time you wave, use all your fingers."

"Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? To pot the brown."