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Joke of the Day

"Dear GPS, Please add an, ""avoid ghetto"" option. Sincerely, Scared"

"funniest joke i have heard in a while ""what is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?"" One shucks between fits"

"What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender? Pure-eh"

"What's an MLG's smartphone of choice? An HTC One M8."

"I couldn't believe it yesterday, when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year-old son wasn't actually mine. She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school..."

"The Pope is elevating Pete Carrol! He's the only person that can make 20,000,000 people shout out JESUS CHRIST in unison!"

"What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper."

"Probably the third-best reason to have kids is if you think it's funny when other people trip."

"I always say the same thing when I find out I got a new employee Works for me!"

"How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food? By working at an abortion clinic."