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Joke of the Day

"I always say the same thing when I find out I got a new employee Works for me!"

"Little Liz was walking through the forest... When a man came at her with a bread knife. Little Liz started laughing, she knew she wasn't a loaf of bread"

"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."

"I had some stir-fry delivered. I don't really like liver."

"Not everyone is able to fly... but every toucan."

"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? ""Aww, shucks!"""

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids? Because he's black."

"My mom is having a hysterectomy. This is like the time I moved away to college and she tore down my childhood bedroom."

"What did my grandfather say before he kicked the bucket? ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"" Ba dum tsssh"

"I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't I slimmed down?"