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Joke of the Day
"Probably the third-best reason to have kids is if you think it's funny when other people trip."
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"How did Steve get the clues? Blew the dog"
"Where do you get virgin wool? Ugly sheep."
"If guns don't kill people.... If guns don't kill people, people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast. Toast toasts toast."
"Three men of different ethnicities walk into a bar. The first two say something smart. The third completely embarrasses his countrymen by saying something stupid."
"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""
"I was just told by my doctor that I have cancer and alzheimer's. At least I didn't get cancer!"
"What do you call a blind asian man A blind asian man you racist shit"