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Joke of the Day

"Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either"

"How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus? You pokemon."

"I have created a subreddit dedicated to all times that OP doesn't deliver The link is in the comments"

"I like my women like how I like my White House... No Bush!!!!"

"What does Helen Keller call her dog? Nothing. She's dead."

"Girls are like internet domain names All the good ones are taken, so all we are left with are the strange foreign ones that nobody wants."

"To the account who followed me while I slept and then unfollowed me before I woke. My apologies for taking a break. It won't happen again!"

"You treat your body like a temple? That's nice. I treat mine like a whorehouse above a liquor store next to a motherfucking Taco Bell."

"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"

"Nerdy Fairy Tale ""Grandmother, what big ears you have!"" ""Since I can't see you, I can at least hear you Infrared Ridinghood..."""