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Joke of the Day
"What does Helen Keller call her dog? Nothing. She's dead."
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"Quebec lovers Why do Quebecers like to make love doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time!"
"What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."
"Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral."
"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says: ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable to understand English, shits on the floor and walks out of the bar."
"This guy named Bill keeps sending me letters Says I owe him money or something"
"Autocorrect is like my girlfriend. It always changes what I said to something I didn't mean."
"A blonde a brunette and Ellen Pao walk into a bar... This content has been censored by Ellen Pao because it was harassing her personal interests"
"Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store."