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Joke of the Day
"A man goes to the zoo and the only animal there is a dog, It's a shitzu."
Next Joke
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"
"What are the odds? Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian Dad: Its cool 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm also a lesbian Dad: OMG! Does anyone in this family like dick? Son: I do!"""
"Now that I think about it, I probably didn't need glasses for my butt. I guess hindsight is 20/20"
"Star Wars really beat me in movies.. Rogue One, Me Zero."
"I searched deep in the anals of history and found nothing but shit... Or ""The annals of history are mostly full of shit..."" *maybe that can be an adage or something?"
"What do you call a biker on her period? A menstrual cyclist!"
"A Jew, a Kurd and a Yazidi walk into a bar. It's not a bar, it's a chlorine gas chamber."
"Thanks to Day Light Savings.... ....I've masturbated for an hour and 30 seconds."
"Exchanging sexual favors for karma Humpvotes"