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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like how I like my White House... No Bush!!!!"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the prize-winning author that got a chicken in the mail? It was a pullet surprise!"
"I'm worried that Alexis Ohanian will end up divorced. In Tennis, love means nothing."
"The Brazil v Germany game last night... ...the most embarrassing semi since I watched Brokeback Mountain with the wife."
"I thought chiropractors were a waste of money But I stand corrected."
"when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something"
"What do you call a Chinese prostitute with no legs? Dragon Lips."
"What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad."
"What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot? Normal"
"I have recently been saving up for a sex change I don't care what my wife thinks, she is going to have it"