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Joke of the Day

"How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus? You pokemon."

"I can not fathom how some people are exactly 6 feet tall."

"Who would steal an artificial leg? I'm stumped."

"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"

"Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident who has to read every piece of junk mail."

"What do they call shrimp killing a bunch of other shrimp? A krilling spree!"

"The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax"

"What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale."

"Mom I'm running away! No I don't need a jacket! Mom no I'm fine I don't need a jac- mom! No I don't need you to pick me up later mom! MOM!"

"Which pirate makes the best food? Captain Cook."