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Joke of the Day
"I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it's just beer."
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"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point. P.s: please don't kill me feminists, it's just a joke"
"Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving."
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F."
"What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke? Diet coke has better advertising."
"Women can fake orgasms... But men can fake love."
"Whenever I confront the messy baker I'm always walking on eggshells."
"[God creating mosquitoes] ""I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces."""
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates.. Rolaids. I'll see my out guys."
"What invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"