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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point. P.s: please don't kill me feminists, it's just a joke"

"Two men walk into a bar... ... but a third man ducks."

"TIL How to Time Travel And man do I miss Reddit."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."

"What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled milk."

"Did you hear Vladimir Putin made a travel sized Russia? It is the perfect country to Putin your pocket."

"Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year. From all of us, thank you x"

"Whats brown and sticky? a stick"

"What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak"

"Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?"