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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates.. Rolaids. I'll see my out guys."

"A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth"

"My penis was once in the Guinness book of world records But then the librarian told me to take it out"

"what if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside"

"How does batman order his iced water? ""Can I get that..Just ice"""

"What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit? He said ""I'm going to try on a different shoe size."""

"Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only."

"[Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] ""Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?"""

"Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn has gotten off pretty lucky... The last German who tried to gas that many people had to commit suicide!"

"What's the definition of a will? Come on you guys, it's a dead giveaway!"