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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates.. Rolaids. I'll see my out guys."
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"We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep."
"Why did the football go to the bank? to get is quarterback."
"Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. ""Me want cookies,"" he sadly intones. ""Me want cookies."""
"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"
"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear and a front-ear"
"How did Jesus get so ripped? 39 lashes."
"If you feed Donald Trump after midnight or put him in water what will he turn into? A Kremlin."
"Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? It was Bin-Laden"
"Murdered for immortality. Received life sentence."