1991
Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke? Diet coke has better advertising."
Next Joke
"Does advertisement work? Just did."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile!"
"[first date] HER: What are you doing with the Tupperware? ME: [filling container] The sign says 'All You Can Eat', it doesn't specify when"
"I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in."
"What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? Pardon me."
"Why can't Jesus eat m&ms? they keep falling through. If you aren't offended. Swap out black Jesus and skittles. Happy Easter."
"Your momma is so fat, we are all concerned for her health."
"Why is my algebra textbook so sad? It has a lot of problems."
"If I had a penny for every trump joke, I'd have enough money to build a wall..."