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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I confront the messy baker I'm always walking on eggshells."
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"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."
"Why did the baker have smelly fingers? Because he kneaded a poo."
"Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear (falsetto): I can't sleep here! It's toooo hard"
"How did the puppeteer meet the President? He pulled some strings."
"I'm so sick I feel like a white boy at his first Kanye concert (masterpiece)"
"[zoo] Hey dad, where are mountain lions from? *dad panics* -Uhh...you see, son, when a mountain and a lion love each other very much..."
"What is the smartest fruit? It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!"
"Whats in Olivia Newton's John? Gomer's Pile"
"I'm getting a new appreciation for black and white films... I just watched jungle fever and I loved it!!!"