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Joke of the Day
"New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer than the men who mention it"
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"They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They're not laughing now."
"Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks."
"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."
"Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."
"I drop it like it's an expensive electronic device I've recently purchased."
"Gay Dinosaur What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"
"""Here's the problem... You've got a Pokemon up there"" - me, as a proctologist"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."
"What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes? Social netwerking"