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Joke of the Day

"Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks."

"Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn't see himself in a mirror."

"What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead."

"Did you hear about the Chinese-German restaurant? Great food but half an hour later, you are hungry for power."

"You've heard of ""helicopter parents"" but I had a ""boomerang father"". He was meant to come back but he never did."

"How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"How do you get an iraqi woman pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."

"I went to a strawberry picking competition the other day, a woman with no arms and legs won it. Jammy cunt."

"WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SILENT TREATMENT?! ~me, drunk, at a wax museum"

"You know how to make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."