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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an army of lesbians? Militia Etheridge"
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"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."
"What do you call someone who sells their butthole for sex? Prostatute"
"Bruce Willis found dead.... ....bored with acting"
"You know you're old when... ...what were we talking about?"
"Why shouldn't you make fun of Donald Trump? You'll hurt his feeling."
"The best part of being incompetent to cook and feed myself is that when I travel I am positive I didn't leave the oven on."
"What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she ban-she !"
"I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind.. It came completely out of the green"
"You what the opposite of premature ejaculation is? Ejacu-late"