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Joke of the Day

"What do dwarves and hipsters have in common? (just made this joke up, help me if I can word it better) They're underground, and it's hard to tell males from females. or something like that =)"

"What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave? Le meow"

"Life would be more fun if every time we sneezed we lifted off the ground a few feet and came back down in slow motion"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey kid, you want to buy some candy?"

"What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's"

"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."

"Whats black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."

"What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off."

"What's the best thing about having sexy with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em. edit: autocorrect is a bitch - we all know what it should say."

"Son, I grew up in a golden age when the bookstore didn't have an entire section labeled ""Teen Paranormal Romance."""