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Joke of the Day

"Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you."

"Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful."

"You remind me of Monday... Because nobody likes you"

"A liar, A cheat, and a sore loser walk into a bar. The bartender says: What'll it be Mrs.Clinton?"

"If I had a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on... I'd be like, ""Why ya'll keep giving me all these dimes?"""

"A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive. I said, ""You've got a face only a brother could love."""

"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."

"I'm part indian My ancestors are from the slapahoe tribe."

"Have you heard the news about Bismuth? He recently came out as Bi."

"Never fall in love with a heroine junky. They got a lot of love, but it's all in vein."