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Joke of the Day

"A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive. I said, ""You've got a face only a brother could love."""

"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""

"I went to the doctor yesterday. He said that I had contracted a very serious illness. I then told him that I wanted a second opinion. He told me 'All right, you're ugly as well'."

"Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava but only once"

"A fireman's pole is a stripper's pole that takes you places."

"My team got silver medal in the sex Olympics. We would have got gold but I came first in the orgy."

"I can sing a rainbow.. Grey and grey and grey and grey, Grey and grey and grey... I can sing a woodlouse... Kudos to Bill Bailey."

"Fun Fact: The ""eye roll"" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam."

"What did the French skeleton say before he ate? Bone apetit"

"200 Catholics, one cup. -Mass"