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Joke of the Day

"Never fall in love with a heroine junky. They got a lot of love, but it's all in vein."

"where is the best way to hide a nutella? i'm nutelling you"

"Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica? Their journey went south."

"The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb"

"What did the unimpressed cheese say? Que... so?"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... ...and orders a beer and a mop."

"My new thai girlfriend said ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one though."

"A man is stranded on a dessert island and it was delicious."

"The Shawshank Redemption but it's just me tunneling from my office to the break room so I don't have to talk to my boss."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather? A: An offer you can't understand."