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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to make a chemistry joke... But I'm too basic."
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"What does BMW stand for? Black man working"
"My friends and i wanted to dressup as the Pokemon Trio today to play Pokemon Go... Unfortunately our friend Brock was too busy chasing tail, so it got cancelled."
"What kind of sword is good for chopping up young girls? A cutlass."
"They say penis size is related to shoe size As if being raped by a clown isn't bad enough."
"""Oh, beautiful. Just perfect. I wonder if I'll be able to control myself... aaaand they're gone."" - Me with Thin Mints, and women."
"My Culture Brings all the Terrorists to the Yard... and there like Allah Akhbar, Damn right put a bomb in your car i'd preach you but i have to Hajj"
"Is that your cat? No, she's adopted. Me and my boyfriend, we can't have cats."
"Why are 9/11 jokes never funny? Because they always fly over everyone's head."
"I don't have multiple personality disorder and neither do I."