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Joke of the Day
"Why are 9/11 jokes never funny? Because they always fly over everyone's head."
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"""You can't build your own man."" They told me. But they underestimate my low standards. And my shopping cart full of luncheon meats."
"what's the difference between a vagina and your joke? Nothing. They both stink!"
"My dick was in the Guinness Book of Records! ...but then I got kicked out of the library."
"Why don't girls where skirts in the winter? So they don't get chapped lips."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean missiles don't go that far."
"How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail? They exchange cell numbers."
"Make love not war... Or do both - get married."
"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."
"Tried to change my password to Twilight... ...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :("