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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to stop a politician? A really strong gust of wind."
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? (nsfw, like any good joke) I can't jelly my cock up your ass."
"Did you hear about the drug addict who went to court for flipping off the cops? It was a case of two birds one stoner"
"How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail."
"What's the best way to make friends? Go up to a girl and say that you love her."
"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and one to suck my cock."
"What's the difference between my wife and a balloon? The balloon still takes my breath away."
"Why don't Africans go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."
"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"
"Wife: ""Tony is coming round"" Me: ""Charity collector Tony or Mafia boss Tony?"" Tony: ""I'm here for the money."" *DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER*"