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Joke of the Day

"Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."

"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"

"George Carlin: Dead. Leslie Nielsen: Dead. Mitch Hedberg: Dead. Greg Giraldo: Dead. Dane Cook: A-Okay. God has some explaining to do."

"What did the slutty girl buy at the furniture store? One nightstand."

"Why did the chip chase the sauce? To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry"

"My then 7 yo son came up with this one. Warning: NSFL (I think. This is /r/Jokes, so...) Knock knock *Who's there?* Ala *Ala who?* Ala oo akbar!!! Bkhkhkhhhhhhhh!!! (explosion sound) :P"

"Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two."

"Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past"

"Fate is when you find something you were never looking for and realize its everything you never knew you wanted."

"When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you."