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Joke of the Day

"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."

"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"

"Well quit blocking my knife if you don't like being stabbed in the hands."

"A strange sense of humor. Surprisingly, but the long walks on the moor very breathtakingly."

"My friends always at the gym, so I invited him to a social even for a change. He responds, ""Can't come, they don't allow guns in there. I would have to cut off both my arms"""

"What does Leia say when she needs help? I think I could use a Han here."

"I like to diffuse situations with humornnnnnnnnnAnd a machete"

"How can you tell when a German is joking? Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!"

"What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common? It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap."

"[NSFW] Gonzo turns to Kermit and says ""It's getting late, want to go eat out somewhere?"" Kermit looks at Missy Piggy and says ""I'm having pork tonight."""