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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?"

"Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !"

"[NSFW] Why did the priest cum on the little boy's face twice? Because Jesus said to turn the other cheek"

"Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa."

"""Sorry I didn't reply to your email Terry, a wolf ripped my hands off... Oh these? Um, I got new hands? Gotta go!"""

"PUTIN: If your American lover is in this room I'll kill him ELENA: He's not! PUTIN: (softly) u...s... [bursting from closet] A! USA! USA!"

"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A pat on the head."

"You hear lots of jokes about white sugar, but you hardly ever hear them about brown sugar, demerara."

"*emerges from a large magic lamp,* it's me the Reasonable genie, please only wish for things like 'drive me to the airport'"

"What do you say to give an electrician encouragement? ""You conduit!"""