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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to give an electrician encouragement? ""You conduit!"""
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"Anyone realize Dora is always lost every episode? Why is their no Amber alert for her? Is it because she's Mexican?"
"Last night I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69... She made me sweet and sour pork with fried rice."
"What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth? You can't gargle with the sand."
"Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? It's On & On Anon."
"Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman? Apparently, he was a heroine addict."
"A farmer was counting his cows.... A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"A survey says parents spend $1k on their children's electronics yearly. When WE were young we walked 5 miles uphill in the snow w/ NO APPS!"
"Me: I know it hurts, but you'll learn to love again. Sheep: I don't know. I can't even look at ewe right now."
"It's 2012. We're supposed to have flying cars and stuff. But no... Just pajamas that look like jeans."