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Joke of the Day

"Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !"

"* 50 pushups * * 100 situps * * Runs 3 miles * My exercise program is really going great since I switched to all asterisk actions."

"Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog? He gives your underwear blue streaks."

"I just turned my iPhone into an iPad simply by holding it closer to my face."

"Tasteless Joke (NSFW) Knock Knock, Who's There? Two Dead Babies"

"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"

"My girlfriend doesn't want to drop acid with me. She's acting like a basic bitch."

"What's the difference between a mosque and a school? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"Watched a sad porno the other day... [NSFW] It was a real tear jerker."

"Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!"