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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a tyranosaurus clap? It's extinct"
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"What is big black and long. The lines at KFC"
"Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!"
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"Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber."
"Most of life is waiting for whatever you're at to be over."
"What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day."
"I saw something yesterday that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it."
"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""
"Tech guy says: ""When in doubt reboot. "" Okay, I've rebooted but i still don't see how my boots have ANYTHING to do with a computer."