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Joke of the Day
"What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day."
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"How do you call a Jew teenager? Jewenile"
"Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me... I suffered super fish oil injuries."
"What is the definition of a Freudian slip? when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet."
"""Here's your cup of Joe"" - Joe at the sperm bank"
"Anyone who thinks Megan Fox is the hottest thing ever has obviously never left Pizza Rolls in too long."
"Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars? They really drive me up a wall!"
"""That's a sexy little outfit you're wearing,"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you."" ""Dave,"" my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""
"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"
"A whale performs a La Roux cover...... ""Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"""