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Joke of the Day

"So I heard you were good at making pee jokes Urine. EDIT: Wow most karma I've ever gotten in a post"

"if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body"

"What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine? He develops LEPTONspirosis."

"What do you call a skeptical horse? A neigh-sayer. Sorry"

"I haven't lost my virginity yet Because I never lose"

"Why are oceans called ""The High Seas""? Because of all the seaweed!"

"What did Indira Gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par four Sikhs"

"I used to think math was useless. But then one day I realized that decimals had a point."

"I heard reincarnation... ...is making a comeback."

"To say Nirvana wasn't the most influential early 90s band would be... A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial..."