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Joke of the Day

"So I heard you were good at making pee jokes Urine. EDIT: Wow most karma I've ever gotten in a post"

"What do French people call a bad Thursday? A trajeudi. I'll escort myself out now....."

"Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers."

"For a final paper, I was assigned to write 3000 words So I put 3 pictures in there."

"A huge gorgeous butterfly landed on my arm just now. Naturally I screamed and flailed my arms around frantically, but lovely really."

"The word politics is derived from two words The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite."

"Why is Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9, 7 8."

"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"

"Q: Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he's married."

"It's 364 days until christmas. And people already have their lights up!"