5959

Joke of the Day

"If you're a guy who just had sex, what do you have? Happenis"

"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere..."

"If you are on fire, my advice would be to get off fire."

"""And what do your parents do?"" BABY COW: Well, my mom is basically a vending machine and my dad is hamburgers"

"I have only two requests for when I die. #1. I want my remains scattered around Wrigley Field. \#2. I don't want to be cremated first."

"Why must rabbits never miss dinner? With out their tea they'd be Rabbis."

"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"

"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."

"My grandfather got his tongue cut out in a POW camp He doesn't like to talk about it."

"2 blondes walk into a bank You'd have thought one of them would have seen it"