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Joke of the Day
"What soft drink did Hitler ban during WWII? Mountain Jew."
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"Those ""Speed Enforced by Aircraft"" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16."
"The real fight of the century was between, Jamie Foxx and the national anthem"
"How do you kill a thousand flies... Slap a Kenyan in the face. Just heard it from a coworker...thought I share."
"What a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate."
"Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead."
"Dark humor is like a children's cancer ward... It never gets old."
"Every DJ's picture looks like they just got done effing your mom & can't wait to tell you about it."
"I went all around town looking for an optometrist's office when, at long last, I found one. It was a site for sore eyes."
"How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it."