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Joke of the Day

"What soft drink did Hitler ban during WWII? Mountain Jew."

"Damn girl, are you an octagon? Cause there's like 8 different sides to you."

"Did you hear about the new Italian tires? Dago here, dago there, and when dago flat, dago wop wop wop."

"Why am I fat? Every time I fuck your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie"

"if your best friend Jack was stuck on of a horse, would you help your friend Jack off a horse?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"

"My dealer needed to do laundry so i sold him a dime bag of quarters."

"Best if said out loud... So a mango's (man goes) in a bar... What the hell is a mango doing in a bar? But chessy but gets a good giggle :D"

"Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV? There was too much sax and violins."

"Whoever said ""money doesn't grow on trees"" has obviously never sold weed."